2015 Classic: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Hoverboard” to the settlement? To show the other side how quickly he could “roll away” from a bad deal.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

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In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

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A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

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@Pager_Guy11/12/2005 09:04Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/25/2003 16:02I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/28/2005 16:10Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Iron_Man_Tony04/20/1997 12:42I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@WordPress_Fan_0310/02/1996 02:56The best thing since version 1.0!

@Homestar_Runner05/10/1999 23:30That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!