A movie about the guy who made the site I use to ignore my real friends. “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.”
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Posting this to my own wall right now!