2012 Archive: The “I’m Just 71” Queen’s Stunt

Why did Grandpa think he could jump out of a helicopter? Because he saw the Queen “skydive” with James Bond during the Olympics and felt inspired.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »

Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »

A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »

Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »

Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »

Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »

Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »

Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »

@Friends_Lover12/30/2006 13:30Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Brazil_Terry_G12/01/2003 15:46Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Steve-O_Wild06/19/2014 11:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Borat_Very_Nice12/16/2008 07:04Very nice! Great success!

@Forever_Alone_X02/16/2003 09:36At least I have my jokes to keep me company.