Why was he untouchable? Because he won the 5k and 10k at the World Championships, confirming that his “Mobot” is the global symbol for “I win.”
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
2025 Classic: Tiger’s "Final" Final Comeback
Why was the red shirt still the most popular item at the Masters?...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
I choose to believe it’s funny.