2010 Archive: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually seen the iPad 2 get announced on the lobby TV. Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The Waiting Room 2
2010 Archive: The “Friday” Song (Pre-Hype)
Why were we looking forward to the weekend? Because Rebecca Black was about to change the internet forever (but we didn’t know the pain yet).… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Friday” Song (Pre-Hype)
2009 Archive: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar &… Read More »2009 Archive: The Walk
2009 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2009 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2009 Vintage: The YouTube Viral Video Quotes
The entire seventh grade spending recess yelling “Charlie bit my finger!” or doing dramatic dramatic-chipmunk stares at the playground monitors. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2009 Vintage: The YouTube Viral Video Quotes
2008 Legacy: The Global Financial Crisis
Why did the Pentagon sweat in 2008? Because they realized that “Lehman Brothers” was a bigger threat to the F-35 budget than any enemy anti-aircraft… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Global Financial Crisis
2008 Vintage: The $4.00 Gallon of Gas
Why were Americans crying at the pump? Because they realized their SUVs were now more expensive to feed than a family of four. Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The $4.00 Gallon of Gas
2008 Vintage: The Serena Williams US Open
Why was the “Queen” back at #1? Because she won in New York without dropping a set, reminding everyone that she’s the boss of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Serena Williams US Open
2008 Vintage: The Choice
“Should we sell the house?” “The market is down 40%.” “So… we’re staying?” “We’re staying until 2020 at this rate.” Part of the 59 Marriage… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Choice
2007 Archive: The Abigail Breslin Presence
Why was the 10-year-old the star? To remind the grown-ups that acting is easy if you just act like you’re having fun. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Abigail Breslin Presence