Why did the Pentagon sweat in 2008? Because they realized that “Lehman Brothers” was a bigger threat to the F-35 budget than any enemy anti-aircraft system.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.