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2008 Legacy: The Global Financial Crisis

Why did the Pentagon sweat in 2008? Because they realized that “Lehman Brothers” was a bigger threat to the F-35 budget than any enemy anti-aircraft system.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict08/10/1997 07:19LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
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@Dancing_Baby_9601/04/2004 18:11Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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@First_World_P11/24/2003 02:11My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

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