I’ve been here so long I’ve actually seen the iPad 2 get announced on the lobby TV.
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!