2007 Archive: The Abigail Breslin Presence
Why was the 10-year-old the star? To remind the grown-ups that acting is easy if you just act like you’re having fun. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Abigail Breslin Presence
2007 Legacy: The Blackberry Curve 8300
Why was the mom “typing like a pro”? Because she finally got a “Trackball” on her phone, and she felt like she was navigating the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Blackberry Curve 8300
2006 Legacy: The Prestige
“Are you watching closely?” “I’m watching you try to hide that credit card bill behind the toaster. I see it.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Prestige
2006 Legacy: Fergie’s “Fergalicious”
Why was the stuffing so “tasty”? Because it’s “T-to-the-A-to-the-S-T-E-Y… girl, it’s tasty!” Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion”… Read More »2006 Legacy: Fergie’s “Fergalicious”
2006 Legacy: The Amazing Race Streak
Why the fourth win? Because watching people cry in a taxi in Brazil is the most consistent entertainment in America. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Amazing Race Streak
2004 Classic: The Lost Obsession
Why did everyone stop working on Wednesday mornings? They spent three hours trying to figure out what was in “The Hatch” instead of what was… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lost Obsession
2004 Legacy: The Brave Onion
Why did the onion go to the gym? To get “layered” muscle. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Brave Onion
2003 Legacy: The “Hey Ya!” Domination
Why was everyone shaking it like a Polaroid picture? Because OutKast provided the only song that could get Grandma and the toddler to dance at… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Hey Ya!” Domination
2003 Vintage: The BlackBerry
“I’m ‘CrackBerry’ addicted!” The bartender says, “I’m ‘Pay-Your-Tab’ addicted.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Vintage: The BlackBerry
2002 Classic: The SMS Texting Speed
Why did the math teacher keep confiscating hands under the desk? Because students had mastered blind-texting on their Nokia keypad buttons without ever looking down… Read More »2002 Classic: The SMS Texting Speed