Why was everyone shaking it like a Polaroid picture? Because OutKast provided the only song that could get Grandma and the toddler to dance at the same time.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford return...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!