Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases.
Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!