2016 Legacy: The Garden
She told the dandelions they were “the only thing in this yard with a real survival instinct.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Garden
2015 Legacy: The “Transporter Refueled” Logic
Why? For proving that the franchise ran out of gas the second Jason Statham left the car. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Transporter Refueled” Logic
2015 Vintage: The Weeknd “Beauty Behind the Madness”
Why the “Can’t Feel My Face”? Because Abel Tesfaye traded the dark underground for 80s-inspired pop stardom, and suddenly everyone was singing about being numb.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Weeknd “Beauty Behind the Madness”
2014 Legacy: The “Fancy” Iggy Azalea Loop
Why was the lemonade stand so “First Class”? Because Iggy and Charli XCX were the “realest,” and they wanted everyone to know that they were… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Fancy” Iggy Azalea Loop
2013 Archive: Candy Crush
My mother-in-law is obsessed with Candy Crush. She says it’s the only place where she can get a “Sugar Crush” without having to look at my… Read More »2013 Archive: Candy Crush
2013 Vintage: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “That’s because it’s a ‘Bitly’ link to my website.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Prescription
2013 Classic: The Gravity Hyperventilation
Why was Sandra Bullock so tired? Because she spent the whole year spinning in circles in front of a green screen, proving that space is… Read More »2013 Classic: The Gravity Hyperventilation
2012 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
2011 Classic: The Game of Thrones Arrival
Why the buzz? Because it was the first time “Winter is Coming” was heard at a black-tie event where the temperature was actually 90 degrees.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Game of Thrones Arrival
2011 Legacy: The Adele “21”
Why was the flight so sad? Because everyone was listening to “Someone Like You” and staring dramatically at the rain on the window. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Adele “21”