2024 Legacy: Billie Eilish’s “Barbie” Jacket
Why was she dressed like a vintage doll? Because “What Was I Made For?” was made for winning every “Song Written for Visual Media” award… Read More »2024 Legacy: Billie Eilish’s “Barbie” Jacket
2024 Archive: The “AI” Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using “Project Maven”? To prove that an algorithm can find a target faster than a human, but it still can’t… Read More »2024 Archive: The “AI” Targeter
2023 Legacy: The Kamikaze
“To the year of the artificial!” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because it’s the only movie that answers the question: “What happens when you let a public domain bear… Read More »2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
2023 Vintage: The “Seven” Jung Kook
He’s loving you seven days a week. K-pop soloists are officially taking over the Western charts. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Seven” Jung Kook
2023 Legacy: The “Iron Beam” Hype
Why did Israel start talking about lasers in 2023? Because shooting down rockets with “Light” is much cheaper than shooting them down with “Gold-plated interceptors,”… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Iron Beam” Hype
2023 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
Why was the jet movie technical? Because the sound of “Mach 10” is the sound of Tom Cruise’s paycheck. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
2022 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Annie
2021 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2021 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2021 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue
A guy says, “I’m so glad I don’t have to see your faces through a screen anymore.” The bartender says, “I wish I could still… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue