2001 Vintage: The Russian Withdrawal from Cam Ranh Bay

Why did they leave Vietnam? Because in 2001, Russia realized they couldn’t afford a tropical vacation and a modern army at the same time.

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@X-Gen_Mark07/12/2003 07:40This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Zoolander_Derek01/16/2001 06:54What is this? A joke for ants?

@Motherboard_Max01/29/2000 17:26This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@BitTorrent_0101/12/1996 14:56Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Ninja_Turtle_R08/30/1996 10:40Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Clans_Leader_9912/18/2005 13:02Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Map_Maker_X06/16/2005 06:28The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Net_Neutrality04/20/2001 03:52Equality for all jokes!