2020 Classic: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new series. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
2019 Archive: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding… Read More »2019 Archive: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
2019 Archive: The Uncut Gems Stress
I didn’t breathe for two hours. Adam Sandler just gave me a permanent heart condition. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era… Read More »2019 Archive: The Uncut Gems Stress
2018 Vintage: The Waiting Room
The magazines are from early 2018. There’s an article titled “Will short-form video ruin our brains?” I’d read it, but I got distracted by a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Waiting Room
2018 Legacy: The Bumblebee
I told her our car is a Transformer. She said, “It’s a 2012 Honda Civic, Greg. The only thing it transforms is our bank account… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bumblebee
2018 Classic: The Drake
“God’s Plan.” I told her it was God’s plan for me to buy a new grill. She said, “God’s plan involves you cleaning the old… Read More »2018 Classic: The Drake
2018 Legacy: The Shift
I’m “changing” my tactics. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Tesla Roadster in Space
Why was Dad looking at the sky? Because Elon Musk sent a car to Mars, and Dad was hoping his old minivan would be the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Tesla Roadster in Space
2017 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 8
“It’s about family.” “It’s about over-the-top stunts and Vin Diesel’s ego. Just like our Christmas dinner.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 8