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I didn’t breathe for two hours. Adam Sandler just gave me a permanent heart condition.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

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Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

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A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

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@AskJeeves_Fan04/12/2000 10:50Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan11/01/2013 20:15Silently laughing in the snow.

@Star_Wars_Kid06/24/2005 23:24I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Philosoraptor_X03/07/1999 05:06If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Hide_The_Pain_H06/14/2007 17:57I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Web_Crawler_9604/23/1996 21:09Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Map_Maker_X11/21/2013 21:18The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Social_Media_G08/05/2011 10:03I’m going to poke you for this joke!