A guy says, “I’m so glad I don’t have to see your faces through a screen anymore.” The bartender says, “I wish I could still ‘Mute’ you, though.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Top tier web animation humor!
M’lady... this joke is superb.