Why was Sandra Bullock so tired? Because she spent the whole year spinning in circles in front of a green screen, proving that space is beautiful, but it’s mostly just a place where everything you touch explodes or floats away.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!