Why was the flight so sad? Because everyone was listening to “Someone Like You” and staring dramatically at the rain on the window.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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