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2013 Archive: Candy Crush

 My mother-in-law is obsessed with Candy Crush. She says it’s the only place where she can get a “Sugar Crush” without having to look at my face across the dinner table.

Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Library Book
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja11/23/1996 15:23Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Coffee_Addict05/28/2010 11:39404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/10/2006 18:50This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/04/2008 07:18One billion... laughs!
@Second_Life_Avy11/04/2003 06:59In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Facepalm_Master07/08/2000 20:57I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@No_Way_Jose10/17/1999 13:12No way! That’s too much!

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