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2013 Vintage: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “That’s because it’s a ‘Bitly’ link to my website.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9703/30/2012 12:51Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Shrek_Donkey07/01/1997 16:37And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Judge_Dredd_Law04/03/1997 01:29I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu09/19/1998 01:20Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Grunge_Lord_9409/15/2003 17:33I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Celebrity_DM03/03/2001 09:04Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Shagadelic_9707/10/2006 14:06This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan10/01/1996 05:36Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Nyan_Cat_Space07/28/2012 01:40Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

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