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2002 Classic: The SMS Texting Speed

Why did the math teacher keep confiscating hands under the desk? Because students had mastered blind-texting on their Nokia keypad buttons without ever looking down from the chalkboard.

Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man Hype, Kelly Clarkson & Windows XP Media Center” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/14/1999 10:07The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Futurama_Bender10/31/2014 11:41Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Nu_Metal_Kid06/13/2006 14:35I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Celebrity_DM04/11/1997 10:56Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo09/25/2007 23:28Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Brennan_Huff_X09/19/2011 08:06I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@HotBot_User01/19/2003 08:06Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Noob_Slayer_X06/01/1998 05:02Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Joe_Cartoon_G09/27/1997 04:11Press the button for more humor!
@Viewer_Number_105/14/2000 18:13First! And it’s funny!

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