2002 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, help me get in! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Doris
2002 Legacy: The Heart
“Your heart is skipping.” “Is it a ‘Remix’?” “No, it’s a medical emergency. Sit down.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Heart
2002 Classic: The SMS Texting Speed
Why did the math teacher keep confiscating hands under the desk? Because students had mastered blind-texting on their Nokia keypad buttons without ever looking down… Read More »2002 Classic: The SMS Texting Speed
2001 Vintage: The Russian Withdrawal from Cam Ranh Bay
Why did they leave Vietnam? Because in 2001, Russia realized they couldn’t afford a tropical vacation and a modern army at the same time. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Russian Withdrawal from Cam Ranh Bay
2000 Classic: Survivor (Richard Hatch)
Why was a naked guy on an island the most famous person in America? Because in 2000, we realized that watching people starve and betray… Read More »2000 Classic: Survivor (Richard Hatch)
2000 Vintage: The X-Men Movie
Why were people wearing black leather in the desert? Because the first movie came out and everyone thought they looked like Wolverine instead of “heatstroke… Read More »2000 Vintage: The X-Men Movie
2000 Archive: The Linkin Park Fan
Why was the teenager so “edgy” at the gate? Because he was listening to Hybrid Theory on a Discman that actually had “G-Protection” so he could walk… Read More »2000 Archive: The Linkin Park Fan
1999 Vintage: The File
I’m a prisoner. I’m just looking for a way out. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Sailor
“Red light at night, sailor’s delight. Burnt light at night, we’re hitting the pier.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Sailor
1998 Classic: The Shark Comparison
Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? They don’t want to get tangled up in a “wrongful bite” lawsuit. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Shark Comparison