1999 Classic: The Sailor

“Red light at night, sailor’s delight. Burnt light at night, we’re hitting the pier.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@Myspace_Tom01/25/2013 16:24I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Men_In_Black_K01/31/1996 21:01We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Student_Life_0107/12/1997 18:11Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Project_Mayhem12/07/1997 20:51Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Bernie_Mittens04/06/2004 19:19I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Face_Palm_0112/04/2000 10:35Classic. Simply classic.