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2000 Vintage: The X-Men Movie

 Why were people wearing black leather in the desert? Because the first movie came out and everyone thought they looked like Wolverine instead of “heatstroke victims.”

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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