Why was the teenager so “edgy” at the gate? Because he was listening to Hybrid Theory on a Discman that actually had “G-Protection” so he could walk without skipping.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
You must construct additional laughs!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!