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2000 Classic: Survivor (Richard Hatch)

 Why was a naked guy on an island the most famous person in America? Because in 2000, we realized that watching people starve and betray each other was much more entertaining than actual scripted television.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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