Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, help me get in!
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Silently laughing in the snow.