I’m a prisoner. I’m just looking for a way out.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I see what you did there. Clever!