Why did pro golfers suddenly start hitting the gym? Because Tiger Woods turned pro, won two titles in seven starts, and made the rest of the PGA Tour look like they were playing shuffleboard at a retirement home.
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
The best thing since version 1.0!
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