Why did the onion go to the gym? To get “layered” muscle.
Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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They were acting odd.read more »
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It left its Windows open.read more »
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The students were too bright.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!