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2004 Classic: The Lost Obsession

Why did everyone stop working on Wednesday mornings? They spent three hours trying to figure out what was in “The Hatch” instead of what was in the quarterly report.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004 “RAZR & Gmail Invitations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark07/15/2007 20:22This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Napster_Leech02/02/2004 02:39Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Friends_Lover12/11/2004 12:37Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Scream_Ghostface08/22/2007 02:40Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Brazil_Terry_G02/04/2009 21:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Goonies_Never_D06/05/2004 01:09Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Marquee_Text_Fan02/25/2002 18:26<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Second_Life_Avy04/27/1995 08:18In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Clans_Leader_9906/08/2012 03:26Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Browser_War_V11/09/2005 11:23Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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