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2007 Archive: The Abigail Breslin Presence

Why was the 10-year-old the star? To remind the grown-ups that acting is easy if you just act like you’re having fun.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan05/14/1998 19:02I want it that way... the funny way!
@Gladiator_Proximo08/25/2002 21:59Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@HTML_Hacker09/11/2000 10:41<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@CatDog_Alone01/13/2008 15:21One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@DragonBall_Z_G09/04/2012 22:33His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Numa_Numa_Guy07/05/1999 12:43Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Influencer_9909/01/1995 20:24My followers need to see this!

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