Another gem for your blonde humor collection:
She wanted the lawn to have a nap.
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Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Problem? No, just laughs!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
Taking a photo of me laughing!
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
who even writes these? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.