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2008 Vintage: The $4.00 Gallon of Gas

Why were Americans crying at the pump? Because they realized their SUVs were now more expensive to feed than a family of four.

Part of the 38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9803/09/1995 01:08Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Gladiator_Maximus06/25/2005 14:00Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@StarWars_Nerd01/28/2007 22:49The farce is strong with this one!
@Fresh_Prince_Will03/21/1996 05:53Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Gnutella_User10/01/2002 03:23Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Gremlins_Gizmo06/16/2008 02:11Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Rick_Roller_0701/06/2001 15:12Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Friday_Rebecca11/12/2005 17:03Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

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