2013 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Ken
2013 Vintage: The Batkid in San Francisco
Why did the White House tweet him? To show that in 2013, we all needed a 5-year-old in a mask to save us from the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Batkid in San Francisco
2011 Archive: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that your ‘Premium’ plan just became ‘Basic’.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Archive: The Dentist 2
2010 Classic: Angry Birds (Peak)
Why were the kids knocking over the trash cans? Because they were “Red Birds” and they were convinced a green pig (the neighbor’s cat) was… Read More »2010 Classic: Angry Birds (Peak)
2010 Vintage: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Cake
2010 Legacy: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Phone
2009 Archive: The Limewire Network Demise
Why did the school IT specialist celebrate in November? Because students finally stopped using Limewire to download music files, saving the school’s central server from… Read More »2009 Archive: The Limewire Network Demise
2008 Classic: The Scared Bird
Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Classic: The Scared Bird
2007 Archive: I Am Legend
Why was the dog getting extra treats? Because after watching Will Smith, we all realized that our pets are the only things keeping us sane… Read More »2007 Archive: I Am Legend
2007 Classic: The Home
I’m “pressing” the only button left. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified