2011 Archive: The Dentist 2

“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that your ‘Premium’ plan just became ‘Basic’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

@Doom_Marines08/02/2014 22:35Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Nirvana_Teen01/29/2013 14:58Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@PeanutButter_J11/05/2013 17:13It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Friday_Rebecca10/16/2013 05:49Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Flash_Intro_Hater02/03/2003 18:28Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@StrongBad_Mail02/14/2007 00:22I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@LonelyGirl15_F01/16/2009 07:06Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Hat_Tip_Sir08/25/2006 07:41M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Forever_Alone_X10/02/2006 19:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.