Attempting to answer a brand-new clamshell mobile telephone and accidentally slamming it shut on your own thumb while trying to press the miniature “Talk” button.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Flip-Phone Guillotine
Why did the scientists use lawyers for a “Compliance” study? Because no matter how many times they hit the “shred” button, the lawyers kept asking… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Lab Rat (02 Edition)
Why was the Lakers’ locker room so cold? Because the two superstars were communicating through the media instead of the point guard. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The Shaq-Kobe “Beef”
Why did the back row sound like a low-quality video game? Because everyone was using the built-in composer on their Nokia phones to manually program… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Custom Ringtone Flex
Why were we still waiting? Because “Ginger” was still a secret, and we still thought we’d be flying to work by 2002. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Segway “It” Mystery (Still!)
Spending your entire computer literacy period building a massive digital metropolis, only to accidentally trigger a UFO disaster and wipe out your final grade project.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The SimCity Disaster
A guy orders a “New Millennium Martini.” The bartender gives him a glass with nothing in it and says, “It’s virtual. It costs $50.” Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The 2000 Martini
Why was everyone’s mom angry? Because a blonde guy from Detroit showed up to prove that you could be the funniest, scariest, and most lyrical… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eminem “The Slim Shady LP” Arrival
Why were people talking to themselves? Because the first Bluetooth headsets arrived, making people look like they were having a mental breakdown in the grocery… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Bluetooth Launch
The high-stakes trade economy surrounding 0.7mm lead refills when the school store ran out of stock. Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil War
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