2000 Classic: The 2000 Martini

A guy orders a “New Millennium Martini.” The bartender gives him a glass with nothing in it and says, “It’s virtual. It costs $50.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus09/07/2008 06:39Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Matrix_Rebel01/04/2015 17:32I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/05/2012 00:00The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Blink_Tag_User12/13/2012 20:20<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Prodigy_User_X12/25/2006 21:58Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/21/2007 10:03The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Llamas_With_Hats03/18/2004 22:46Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!