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2001 Classic: The Shaq-Kobe “Beef”

Why was the Lakers’ locker room so cold? Because the two superstars were communicating through the media instead of the point guard.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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