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1998 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil War

The high-stakes trade economy surrounding 0.7mm lead refills when the school store ran out of stock.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby Invasion, Britney Spears & iMac G3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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