2006 Vintage: The Delusion
“I think I’m a dog.” “Get off the couch!” “I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Delusion
2006 Vintage: The Da Vinci Code’s Hair
Why was Tom Hanks a target? Because his mullet was the most mysterious and unsolvable puzzle in the entire movie. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Da Vinci Code’s Hair
2005 Archive: The Sin City
A guy wears a trench coat and narrates his drink order in a deep, gritty voice. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Archive: The Sin City
2005 Classic: The Brokeback Mountain Release
Why were politicians silent about the movie? Because they were still trying to figure out how to poll a “Cowboy Romance” in the Bible Belt.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Brokeback Mountain Release
2004 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Story? For proving that some fairy tales should definitely stay in the storybook. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2003 Classic: Elf (Hype)
Why was the tall guy in the green tights so excited? Because “Smiling is his favorite!” and he was convinced that candy corn is one… Read More »2003 Classic: Elf (Hype)
2003 Vintage: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it needs a balsamic reduction.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Chef
2003 Legacy: The How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
“I’m following the movie’s advice!” “You’ve been doing that for ten years, Brenda. It’s working.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club… Read More »2003 Legacy: The How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
2003 Archive: The Arnold “Governator” Election
Why did George W. Bush welcome Schwarzenegger to politics? Because he finally found someone whose accent made his own “Texasisms” sound like Shakespeare. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Arnold “Governator” Election
2003 Classic: The Flip-Phone Guillotine
Attempting to answer a brand-new clamshell mobile telephone and accidentally slamming it shut on your own thumb while trying to press the miniature “Talk” button.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Flip-Phone Guillotine