2006 Vintage: The Delusion

“I think I’m a dog.” “Get off the couch!” “I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

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"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

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"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

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The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/05/2006 03:41Alrighty then! Super funny.

@MIRC_Ghost03/03/2008 19:26Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Encarta_Explorer06/27/1999 15:40I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Motherboard_Max07/27/1996 09:47This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Winamp_Playlist12/08/2003 21:42Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Bad_Luck_Brian06/12/2003 08:36Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Flash_Game_Dev06/21/2011 16:51I should make a game about this joke.