Why was Tom Hanks a target? Because his mullet was the most mysterious and unsolvable puzzle in the entire movie.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
One billion... laughs!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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