2003 Vintage: The Chef

“I’ll change it, but it needs a balsamic reduction.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

@Hackers_Movie_Fan05/30/2004 07:01Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Fat_Bastard_Get01/01/1995 22:06Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/06/2000 22:19Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Reddit_Original12/27/2000 15:08The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@CounterStrike_Pro02/02/2013 13:41Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Evolution_Dance11/17/2002 08:50The history of humor in one post.

@Grammar_Nazi_9911/16/2013 05:50Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!