2016 Vintage: The “Starboy” Weeknd
Why was the 4th so “Space-pop”? Because Abel cut his hair and decided to become a “Starboy,” making the fireworks look like his personal music… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Starboy” Weeknd
2016 Archive: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Giannis Antetokounmpo Growth
Why were the Bucks so excited? Because the “Greek Freak” was starting to look like a guy who could guard all five positions while eating… Read More »2015 Classic: The Giannis Antetokounmpo Growth
2015 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Milena Canonero win for Grand Budapest? Because those purple bellhop uniforms are the official fashion statement of 2015. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2015 Classic: The Best Costume Design
2015 Vintage: The “Love Me Like You Do”
Ellie Goulding is the official soundtrack to every “50 Shades” fan’s daydream. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Laptop “Fanless”
Why was the office so quiet? Because the new MacBooks had no fans, and we could finally hear our own internal screams of frustration. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Laptop “Fanless”
2015 Vintage: The Dad-Bod Pride
“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a Dad-Bod.” “In 2015, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’ve given up on kale and embraced… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Dad-Bod Pride
2014 Archive: The “Gruber” Healthcare Comments
Why were they a problem? Because in 2014, calling voters “Stupid” is a great way to make sure they remember to vote against you. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Gruber” Healthcare Comments
2014 Classic: The Smart-Watch Heart
“Doctor, my watch says my heart rate is 180!” He checked my pulse and said, “Your heart is fine, but your watch is currently trying… Read More »2014 Classic: The Smart-Watch Heart
2014 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown