2016 Vintage: The “Starboy” Weeknd

Why was the 4th so “Space-pop”? Because Abel cut his hair and decided to become a “Starboy,” making the fireworks look like his personal music video.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor11/13/2008 18:13You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Pizza_Pizza_9901/02/1999 18:18Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@RoboCop_9008/16/2008 11:13Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@MTV_Unplugged11/14/1998 07:03Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@PopUp_Blocker_X11/08/2005 23:11I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Clans_Leader_9912/29/2014 01:28Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/25/2000 18:18Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Trogdor_Burn10/30/2006 16:26Burninating the countryside with laughter!