1996 Archive: The Nintendo 64 White House Christmas

Why didn’t the President get an N64 in 1996? Because the Secret Service decided the 3D graphics were so realistic, Bill might try to “veto” Bowser.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the American Presidency moved from the "Saxophone Era" t...read more »

In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »

In 1999, the Clinton Presidency was about survival and legacy. It...read more »

Why is there a rig in every backyard? Because in 2025, "Liquid Go...read more »

Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »

Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »

Why did Kamala talk about "Joy" so much? Because when you can't e...read more »

Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »

Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »

In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »

Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »

Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »

Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »

In 2019, the American Presidency was a mix of a legal thriller an...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/26/2011 03:57Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@BBS_Sysop10/19/2005 18:33Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@CSS_Master_9910/10/1995 03:55Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@SoundBlaster_AWE08/26/2006 03:25Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Total_Recall_Fan10/20/2013 15:23Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/11/2008 06:11The future is laughing at us.

@Donny_V_ShutUp08/29/2012 03:58Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/27/2004 18:24ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!