2018 Legacy: Pink’s T-Shirt
Why did she perform “Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken” in a t-shirt and jeans? To remind us that when you have vocal cords like hers,… Read More »2018 Legacy: Pink’s T-Shirt
2018 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2018 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Holmes & Watson? Because it’s the only movie that makes you want to solve the mystery of how to get your money back. Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: Worst Picture
2017 Vintage: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 4, but my ‘Digital Privacy’ concern is a 10.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Nurse
2017 Classic: The Foo Fighters “Concrete and Gold”
Why the pop producer? For Dave Grohl hiring Greg Kurstin to prove the band could sound as polished as Adele but as heavy as Motörhead.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Foo Fighters “Concrete and Gold”
2017 Vintage: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2017 energy. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The “Sign of the Times” Harry
Harry Styles is flying in a music video and sounding like David Bowie. 2017 is the year of the “Serious Solo Harry.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Sign of the Times” Harry
2017 Archive: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” with my gold spinner. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Postcard
2016 Vintage: The “Starboy” Weeknd
Why was the 4th so “Space-pop”? Because Abel cut his hair and decided to become a “Starboy,” making the fireworks look like his personal music… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Starboy” Weeknd