2018 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_1608/05/2005 01:00I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/02/1996 08:44That still only counts as one laugh!

@Overclocker_Pro04/27/1997 03:21My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Hellboy_Red05/19/2008 08:39I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Grunge_Lord_9405/12/2006 06:21I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/27/1995 02:01Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Napoleon_Dyna10/07/2003 01:09Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Pwnage_King10/12/2012 02:20Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.