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2017 Vintage: The Nurse

“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 4, but my ‘Digital Privacy’ concern is a 10.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User11/01/2002 13:14Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Blockbuster_Refugee03/01/2007 22:48Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Dial_Up_King10/07/1997 22:24Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/16/2000 11:55Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Daria_Morg08/09/2007 08:22My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/15/1996 01:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Double_Rainbow_G07/24/2005 18:27What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Nyan_Cat_Space06/09/1995 08:39Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Runescape_Noob10/10/1998 04:12Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Llamas_With_Hats08/22/2011 10:26Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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